Aircraft Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Persian Jokes More Persian Jokes

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.