What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

How often do you exercise?

About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.