What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.