What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.