What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!