Uss Enterprise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship