Uss Enterprise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner