Uss Enterprise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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Men, get on the boat."

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The team's kipper !

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.