Uss Enterprise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!