William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

Uss Enterprise Jokes More Uss Enterprise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.