William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Uss Enterprise Jokes More Uss Enterprise Jokes

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

Uhura Jokes More Uhura Jokes

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner