William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Uhura Jokes More Uhura Jokes

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.