William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Uhura Jokes More Uhura Jokes

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.