William Shatner Jokes

Why did Uhuru get mad?

Because William Shatner.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

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Trekkie Jokes More Trekkie Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Uss Enterprise Jokes More Uss Enterprise Jokes

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.