Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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Cause it's an all mail business.

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One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.