because the owner will tell you
When it's too heavy to lift.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing
The owner calls Triple Eh.
