What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!