What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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How did cancer order it's fries?

Metastasized.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.