Space Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park, man.

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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Hollandaise.

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It Netherlands.

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The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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An orbyte

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away