Space Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park, man.

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Orbit Jokes More Orbit Jokes

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.