Space Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park, man.

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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Holland.

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Holland.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

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What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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Because he had a membership.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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