Boko Harambe Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.