Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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What do you call a blonde sky diving team?

A: A new version of the lawn dart's game.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.