Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

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Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

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Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call a blonde sky diving team?

A: A new version of the lawn dart's game.