What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread