Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

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What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

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Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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