Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

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What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.