Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

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Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!