Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

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What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.