What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.