What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.