What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.