What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

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Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture