What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.