What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*