What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision