Patty O'furniture.
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He's Biden his time.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
Four years in an Ivy League school!
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!
Pete.
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A gorillian dollars per year.
Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
The first grade.
A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
A: Third grade.
17th January. What year Every year!
Me: Paid administrative leave.
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision
Because they can spend years at sea.
last year's hide & seek! :D
The Olympigs!
Spring break. BA DUM TISS
Twelve
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.
Justin Bieber gets jealous.
It's hard to keep track.
A: March 4th.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Paddy O'Furniture
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
Because they spend years at sea.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.
Because that's what they did last year.
ram a man
How many did it take last year
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
The sails are going through the roof.
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!
When the big hand touches the little hand.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.
The pencil has a point
The variables aren't necessarily related.
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.
Getting new shoes every week.
They're used to disappointment.
Don't touch my booty
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.
Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.
A Showerkraut.
