How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon