1 Gb Jokes

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Gb Jokes More Gb Jokes

How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!