1 Gb Jokes

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

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How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Gb Jokes More Gb Jokes

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer