Raisin Bran Jokes

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials?

For raisin bran awareness.

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What's Hodor's job?

Raisin Bran

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

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Chessturbation.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

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What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

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