What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.