What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.