What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house