What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.