What's long, black and doesn't work?

The unemployment line.

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

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What's long, black and doesn't work?

The unemployment line.

Whats long black and stinky?

the unemployment line.