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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

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What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again