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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer?

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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Bach Bach Jokes More Bach Bach Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

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