Lit Jokes

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What do you call people migrating to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

' Sah Dude Jokes More ' Sah Dude Jokes

How many 'sah dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's already lit.

How many 'sah dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's already lit.