Lit Jokes

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Suh Dude Jokes More Suh Dude Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills