Because it's Lit.
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Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
None. It will happen itself.
Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.
The coming of the Lord.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
He got fired.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
tangerine
One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.
Stupid, filthy habitses!
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.
Lighting fires.
Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.
