Fashion Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Why are crosses not in fashion?

They're too God-y

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Cardigan Jokes More Cardigan Jokes

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Map Jokes More Map Jokes

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues