Fashion Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Why are crosses not in fashion?

They're too God-y

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Prosthetic Limb Jokes More Prosthetic Limb Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Cardigan Jokes More Cardigan Jokes

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.