Fashion Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Why are crosses not in fashion?

They're too God-y

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

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Where does Fred Weasley shop?

Forever 21.

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Prosthetic Limb Jokes More Prosthetic Limb Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.