Fashion Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Why are crosses not in fashion?

They're too God-y

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Prosthetic Limb Jokes More Prosthetic Limb Jokes

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Crosse Jokes More Crosse Jokes

Why are crosses not in fashion?

They're too God-y

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

Fashion Designer Jokes More Fashion Designer Jokes

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag