Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Unemployed Cancer Cell Jokes More Unemployed Cancer Cell Jokes

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)