Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

Cancer Cell Jokes More Cancer Cell Jokes

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Cancer Doctor Jokes More Cancer Doctor Jokes

What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

Why was the cancer doctor so tired?

He was always oncol

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.