Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

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What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!