What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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Why can't the armless girl comb?

Because she already had cancer.

What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.