What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.