What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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What does Sally have?

Cancer.

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.