What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation