What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high