Luter Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Rioter Jokes More Rioter Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Mexican racists?

The Que Que Que!

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

String Instrument Jokes More String Instrument Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.