Luter Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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String Instrument Jokes More String Instrument Jokes

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Music Store Jokes More Music Store Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Rioter Jokes More Rioter Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....