Luter Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Music Store Jokes More Music Store Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

Because the poor didn't have any !

Rioter Jokes More Rioter Jokes

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

What ya call a lesbian with large fingers?

Well hung!

String Instrument Jokes More String Instrument Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint