Luter Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

Rioter Jokes More Rioter Jokes

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

Music Store Jokes More Music Store Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"