F5 Jokes

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

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Steven Hawking Jokes More Steven Hawking Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Long Day Jokes More Long Day Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!