Long Day Jokes

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Panzer Jokes More Panzer Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer