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a handshake!
The nearest ISOBAR!!
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Hella.
His shoulder.
Satisfaction
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
Because it was making him moody.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
5,6,7,8
Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."
Linoleum blown apart
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
Carrs.
They were afraid of Stalin'