Long Day Jokes

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

What are you an idiot?

Redneck: "Why is it required "

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

Hella Jokes More Hella Jokes

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Californian Jokes More Californian Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.