Long Day Jokes

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

France Jokes More France Jokes

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

3 Day Jokes More 3 Day Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

F5 Jokes More F5 Jokes

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.