Long Day Jokes

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.