Long Day Jokes

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive