Satisfaction Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.