Satisfaction Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.