Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
An itheberg.
Because 7 8 9 A.
The punchline was too long
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
New Jersey had first choice.
3, and the rest are true stories.
