Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
...but you might not get it.
Barbers.
We are both lawyers.
3, and the rest are true stories.