What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.