What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.