What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.