What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

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What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

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What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.