A shotgun shell.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Add 24 carrots
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
