What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.