Because they get 8 (ate) more.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Folding money.
Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)
It's not, numbers don't have emotions.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Look for the comments that just say "huh "
None, they prefer to live in the dark.
They prefer a cat-alogue.
He ate someone who disagreed with him.
Because she ate the secretary.
Because it's eight more.
Because you get ate more
