Why are Russians so heartless?

Because organ traders offer good price.

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center?

None. They're old school.