Squid Jokes

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

ten tickles

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

What do you call a group of squids?

a *squad*

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?

Captain Squid!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.

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