How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

Previous Random Joke Next

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Tentacle Jokes More Tentacle Jokes

What does an octopus take on a camping trip?

Tentacles!

How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.