How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

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What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.