How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!