How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus?

Tentacles.