What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

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What do pancakes do when they are scared?

They crepe themselves D

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.