What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What were Chuck Noris's last words?

BRB