What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What were Chuck Noris's last words?

BRB