Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
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He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Besides a tiny, brief panic attack
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
The punch line Found in BL magazine
They are their own birth control
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Vladimir Puttin'
You might get a hole in one.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
Fire in the hole!
