18 Hole Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Activity Jokes More Activity Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

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