18 Hole Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.