How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

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How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.