Crown Jokes

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Expert Jokes More Expert Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"