Crown Jokes

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

Royalty Jokes More Royalty Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Expert Jokes More Expert Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.