Crown Jokes

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Excite Jokes More Excite Jokes

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Royalty Jokes More Royalty Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Expert Jokes More Expert Jokes

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.