Crown Jokes

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What's a dentists favourite time?

2:30

Excite Jokes More Excite Jokes

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.