Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'

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War Jokes More War Jokes

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev