Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

War Jokes More War Jokes

Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"