Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'

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It got toad away.

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet