Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'

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War Jokes More War Jokes

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.