Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'

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What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans