A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
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The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
A: Pittsburg Steelers
He can't drive 55.
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
Because he reached terminal velocity.
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
You have a hole in one. "
Because he got a hole in one!
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Damn it!
One of them you want to see a lot less of.