Bad Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's gonna drive her?

That's right. You.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

55 Jokes More 55 Jokes

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa