Bad Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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Bad Skydiver Jokes More Bad Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

55 Jokes More 55 Jokes

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

A: Pittsburg Steelers

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.