Bad Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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Around 3000 people

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Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

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They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Bad Skydiver Jokes More Bad Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"