What's the difference between your mother and a Mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck... I forget the rest but your mother's a whore

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What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.