What's the difference between your mother and a Mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck... I forget the rest but your mother's a whore

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!