What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

Previous Random Joke Next

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

Flake Jokes More Flake Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.