What does a can of tuna say?

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What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes