What does a can of tuna say?

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Flake Jokes More Flake Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.