3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

Lean Beef Jokes More Lean Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom