3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom