3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Lean Beef Jokes More Lean Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!