Summer...Her name's summer.
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A 3 legged cow
Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Get off me, homes.
A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef
Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Tree fellas
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
You don't call it, you pick it up.
One of it's legs is a little smaller.
You don't, because cows don't have phones.
Because the cow has the utter.
Mutated
Because the cow has the udder