3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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He didn't play well with udders.

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.