3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase?

I see what you did there"

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

Leg Ground Beef Jokes More Leg Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef