Summer...Her name's summer.
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A 3 legged cow
Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
The cow has the udder.
Because the cow has the utter.
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Half of a cat.
Because the cow has the udder
to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy Beef Jerky.
