Tamagotchi Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !