Tamagotchi Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Where does poor spaghetti live?

The spaghetto

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."