Tamagotchi Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?

In Africa.