tamagotchi
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Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."
An atroCITY.
On the road to Extinction.
Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.
Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
When it gets a handle on life.
A: They stop delivering.
Non Prophet Organizations
Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
They all die when they turn aidy.
A lost Clause
