Tamagotchi Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations