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Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
I would like to help with house #7.
Because they are for prophet.
Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
Because there is no water in Africa.
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
A taxi driver
Denial. Myself included.
They went on strike!
Put a sock in it.
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Stephen Hawking after a housefire.