How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.