How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

Harlem Jokes More Harlem Jokes

What's the most positive thing in Harlem?

HIV.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Pregnancy Jokes More Pregnancy Jokes

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.