How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming