I poop with both hands.
Poop in the specimen cup.
A bucket.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A policeman doing his duty!
Because then it would be a foot..
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.