Willem Dafoe Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG