Willem Dafoe Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

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What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".