Willem Dafoe Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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What's the opposite of funny?

answer: Jay Leno

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in